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Dick Driven Decisions Tee

Dick Driven Decisions Tee

Regular price £24.99 GBP
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For the man who’s followed his trousers more than his head.


Dick Driven Decisions is a brutally honest T-shirt for stag weekends, nights out, or anyone who’s made a few questionable life choices and isn’t afraid to admit it.

Whether you’re out on the lash in Benidorm or just heading to the local, this one’s for the lads who’ve never let common sense get in the way of a poor idea.

  • Classic fit, soft cotton tee – no regrets, at least in terms of comfort
  • Bold front print, unapologetic message
  • Sizes S to 2XL – fits both thinkers and impulsive shaggers
  • Ideal for stag dos, holidays, birthdays, or general self-awareness
  • Printed to order and ready for disaster

Subtle? No. Accurate? Absolutely.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
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