Fat, Bald & Cunty Tee

No lies. No shame. No chance this is making it past security.

Fat, Bald and Cunty is for the lad who doesn’t need roasting — he’s already printed the insults on his chest. Whether he’s the stag, the liability, or just that one mate everyone warns the bartender about, this T-shirt gets the message across with zero effort.

• Regular fit, soft cotton – surprisingly wearable for something this offensive
• Bold front print – not designed for family pubs
• Sizes S to 3XL – for all shapes, especially round
• Ideal for stag dos, lads holidays, or just existing unapologetically
• Guaranteed to get a reaction. Might be laughter. Might be a ban.

Self-aware. Self-inflicted. Probably self-explanatory.

Size guide: Unisex