Horny For Books Tee

Loves long walks to the bookshop.

Horny for Books is for people who take their reading habits seriously — maybe a little too seriously. Whether it’s smutty romance, murder thrillers, or 800 pages of literary trauma, this tee says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to.

Perfect for bookworms, booktokers, or just anyone whose TBR pile is as unmanageable as their standards.

• Soft cotton blend – gentle enough for sensitive readers
• Clean bold print – subtle from a distance, concerning up close
• Unisex fit – ideal for curling up with trauma fiction
• Sizes XS to XL
• Ideal for book clubs, coffee shops, awkward first dates, or the library (if you dare)

Loud, proud, and dangerously literate.

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