I am a Father Tee

No jokes. No context. Just facts.

I Am a Father is a T-shirt for dads who have nothing left to prove — mostly because they’ve already done the school run, fixed the Wi-Fi, and lost all emotional range.

It’s weirdly assertive. Slightly ominous. And somehow still completely relatable.

• Soft cotton tee with a straight-faced message
• Regular fit – fits comfortably under a baby carrier or emotional detachment
• Sizes S to 2XL
• Ideal for dads, soon-to-be dads, or people pretending they’ve got it together
• A great Father’s Day gift, or a subtle cry for help

It’s not a punchline. It’s a warning.

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