Last Night of Freedom, First Night on the Registry Tee

For the lad whose behaviour is more jail-time than good-time.

Last Night of Freedom, First Night on the Registry is a brutal, dark-humour T-shirt for stag dos that are destined to go too far — legally or otherwise.

Perfect for the groom who should probably have a solicitor on speed dial, and for a stag crew that already knows they’re not getting the deposit back on the Airbnb.

• Regular fit, soft cotton – because you don’t want scratchy fabric in a holding cell
• Bold front print – no innuendo, just straight-up criminal energy
• Sizes S to 2XL – fits offenders of all shapes and moral standings
• Ideal for stag parties, lads' weekends, or winding up the Best Man’s mum
• Not recommended for family-friendly venues. Or children. Or daylight.

Offensive? Definitely. Accurate? Alarmingly so.

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