STD Risk Level: Red Alert

Subtlety’s not on the packing list.

STD Risk Level: Red Alert is the ideal stag do T-shirt for that one mate who should probably stay 100ft away from a clinic at all times.

It’s bold, it’s offensive, and it tells the truth so he doesn’t have to. Whether you're hitting Magaluf, Blackpool, or just Wetherspoons on a Thursday, this one gets the point across without saying a word (until the antibiotics kick in).

• Regular fit, soft cotton tee – wears well, even under UV lights and bad decisions
• Printed front design, as subtle as a rash
• Available in sizes S to 2XL – fits all types of liability
• Perfect for stag parties, group holidays, or warning innocent bystanders
• Guaranteed to offend at least one bartender

Wear responsibly. Or don’t. That’s kind of the point.

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